CMA goggles


the lowering of standards when picking a female at the california maritime acedemy as a result of the shortage of women as well as the shortage of good-looking women.

similar to the phenomenon of triton eye that occurs on the ucsd campus.
yeah you have the cma goggles on full time now, dude.

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