Coach Czaswich


the meanest, most harsh person in the world, who makes kids do hard work and run, when he’s in fact a very fat person, who also has a funny mustache.
did you see that subst-tute today? yeah! he’s such a coach czaswich!

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    describing whether or not a chicks p-b-s matches her hair. usually asked by a buddy after learning of a casual s-x encounter and asking for a vicarious image. no, f-cking way man. you banged that hot blond from the bar last night! but did her collars match the cuffs?

  • ginger cop

    a police officer who has gingivitis (see ginger definition). may seem inferior as typical gingers do, but he usually ends up having a mighty oak in his fiery forrest. :omg you slept with a ginger?! ew!! :yah, but its okay, he was a ginger cop!

  • Glitter Gulch

    the term used for when mooning someone while at the same time sh-tting. the sparkling sensation in the light makes the fresh fecal matter sparkle. hence glitter gulch handy jesus got to see makeshift villains glitter gulch, it f-ckin’ sparkled!

  • geosnob

    one who disses someone’s experience of an “earthquake,” pointing to real earthquakes that happen elsewhere. harry (facebook post): omg, an earthquake in greenville, sc! d-ck (reply to post): an “earthquake”? lolz. that’s wasn’t an earthquake. when i lived in sf–now, those were earthquakes. harry: geosn-b. d-ck: i’d rather be a geosn-b than a geohypochondriac.

  • germanigger

    a black n-z-, often used to describe black people who act power hungry, racist, and strict. e.g. black person acting white, particularly racist to other blacks and jews and black jews. german-gg-r: i wish i was white, so i can join the kkk.


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