Coal Stakes


what the pre-emtive text shows on your mobile phone when you call someone a c-ck sucker. great for subvertive insults.
he is a bit of a coal stakes or there is no need to be staking any coals right now.

Read Also:

  • Boukaj

    a delicious variety of the turkish snack baklava, but also a great turkish word to shout at people booouuukkajjj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! boukaj

  • Like Bombing

    the act of going on a friends facebook page and hitting the “like” b-tton on every single post, comment, picture or added friend notification, thus causing a very large number of notifications to pop-up on their phones and freeze the phone. god d-mn it john, quit “like bombing” me! you froze my phone again!

  • Coasted

    it’s half way between relaxed (coasting), and when you feel toasty inside (that warm feeling). that point of full relaxation. after a tough 3 hours of smash brothers brawl last night, i laid on the couch for 5 mintues and i was coasted …nice. 2 more definitions exceedingly drunk, to the point that you feel […]

  • I am totally crushing

    from the popular teen girl squad cartoon via homestarrunner. it means that the person has a total, complete and utter crush on someone. “i am totally crushing over peter.”

  • faxican

    a person who is a fat mexican. joe gonzoles is fat and a mexican therefore a faxican.


Disclaimer: Coal Stakes definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.