a sub species of h-m- sapiens, h-ll-bent on demonstrating the extraordinarily small size of their genitals and iq. they do this by revving their oversized diesel trucks or little d-ck truck and blowing black smog or rolling coal all over everyone, usually bikers and people in smaller, more efficient cars.
trent: you see that babe?! i totally just rolled coal all over that guy on his bike, pulling his kid in a trailer!
cindy: you know what trent? i’m over you and little p-n-s-overcompensating truck, sh-tty iq and general douche baggery! you’re just a f-ckin’ coal troll !
- cotton cobra
tampon/menstral pad girl 1: brittany! come into the water with us! girl 2: i can’t. i’m currently riding the cotton cobra. girl 1: ah sh-t. yeah sit your -ss on the bench. we don’t need your shark juice up in here.
- couldn't lie straight in bed
this phrase is used to mean that somebody is very dishonest and lies a lot. as if anyone believes what s/he said, the wo(man) couldn’t lie straight in bed!
- covered in sk*nk
when a woman stay up all night drinkin and s-xxin and goes to work the next day without showering. friend: hey stefánia, why you look all nasty this morning? stefánia: was up all night with lesaul and woke up late. i’m covered in sk-nk.
- crack b*n*r
when you smoke crack and you get a m-ssive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack b-n-r “dude, brittaney totally had a crack b-n-r at the funeral”