coal troll



a sub species of h*m* sapiens, h*ll-bent on demonstrating the extraordinarily small size of their genitals and iq. they do this by revving their oversized diesel trucks or little d*ck truck and blowing black smog or rolling coal all over everyone, usually bikers and people in smaller, more efficient cars.
trent: you see that babe?! i totally just rolled coal all over that guy on his bike, pulling his kid in a trailer!
cindy: you know what trent? i’m over you and little p*n*s-overcompensating truck, sh*tty iq and general douche baggery! you’re just a f*ckin’ coal troll !

Read Also:

  • cotton cobra

    tampon/menstral pad girl 1: brittany! come into the water with us! girl 2: i can’t. i’m currently riding the cotton cobra. girl 1: ah sh*t. yeah sit your *ss on the bench. we don’t need your shark juice up in here.

  • couldn't lie straight in bed

    this phrase is used to mean that somebody is very dishonest and lies a lot. as if anyone believes what s/he said, the wo(man) couldn’t lie straight in bed!

  • covered in skank

    when a woman stay up all night drinkin and s*xxin and goes to work the next day without showering. friend: hey stefánia, why you look all nasty this morning? stefánia: was up all night with lesaul and woke up late. i’m covered in sk*nk.

  • crack b*n*r

    when you smoke crack and you get a m*ssive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack b*n*r “dude, brittaney totally had a crack b*n*r at the funeral”


Disclaimer: coal troll definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.