crittered
(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger’s habitat.
day drinking turned into an all night binder. she got so crittered she woke up next to a bleacher rat from the cubs game who had a bulldog tattoo on his back and taco bell sauce all over his face.
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