coat rack


another term for a mullet
virgil still kept his coat rack even years after he left tennessee.
a pejorative term for the boring, preppy mainstream girls who come to hardcore shows and basically just hold their boyfriend’s jackets while they’re in the pit.

coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. they’re just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.
“yeahhh, she has long straight blonde hair, all made up and dressed cute in aberfimbie and crotch. and she’s with a dude with short hair and a long sleeved black bane shirt….. total coatrack.”
the girls who don’t know anything about punk rock, but have punk rock boyfriends, and they go to the shows and hold their coats and jackets
a term used to describe a woman with a loose nature, someone who has seem many men’s coats hung outside/inside their door. term was also made famous by the ill-strious ny/nj oi band criminal intent.
oh sh-t! that girl is a coatrack. all sorts of coats have been hung inside her door.
a woman who wears a burqa
its awful how we try to impress our western ideology on muslims, i mean, i think the coat rack look is really chic.

bro bro bro, listen, no joke, after wiggin-out on shrooms at that middle eastern restaurant, i thought a bunch of coat racks were following me around.
someone who’s being taken atvantage of and used and being made fun of a lot. worse than being a complete naive tool.
that guy is such a coat rack, i just talked him into letting me borrow $100 and he doesn’t even know who i am.

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