coatesy


noun. a person who is genuinely r-t-rded and serves no positive purpose to society. see also d-ckhead.
after watching ken hitchc-ck say the flyers lost because their team is not good enough, steve coates reported that ken hitchc-ck was formally protesting the game because the refs blew it for the flyers. i screamed, “that’s not what he said you d-ckhead.” but steve coates was just being a coatesy. for examples of this in actions, watch “coatesy’s corner.”
adj. to be stupid to the point of mental r-t-rdation, while making absolutely no sense at all.
bob was watching the flyers’ game when roenick took a cheap shot on someone and bob screamed that there should have been a penalty for interfering with roenick. i responded by telling him his statement was a coatesy remark and i thus b-tch-slapped him upside the head and told him to get me a case of two-four.

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