a former party animal turned born again christian who annoys the h-ll out of everyone with their self-righteousness about his or her friends debauchery.
that got used to do so much blow he couldn’t even lick a postage stamp. now he’s a total cocaine christian!
that streamer who once f-ck-d a bucket gunschilli has a pencil w-lly
- looking friday
you’re gonna be the s-xiest mother f-cker i’m gonna be looking friday
a teacher who is always stoned my math teacher is such a peltie
the wardrobe geared for court that an attorney wears. wife of attorney: you really need some new suits for court attorney: yes my courtdrobe is looking rather bleak. wife of attorney: i will shop for you a new courtdrobe!
- future pong
regular beer pong except you wear binocular gl-sses when playing. cups appear much closer than actually are. extremely difficult when hammered… joel: hey tyler you wanna play some future pong? tyler: yeah man i already got the hands free binoculars and the cups out!