cochran

v. committing an extremely public “career limiting move”.

n. the career limiting move itself.

(after ben “hatchet wound” cochran, an east carolina nursing student who effectively ended his career before it began by writing an epically s-xist rant for the school paper that subsequently went viral on the net.)
“he had a promising career in politics before he cochraned himself accidentally spamming his donors list with kiddy p-rn.”

“yeah, that was one h-ll of a cochran.”
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n. to have a moment of unbelievable clarity brought on by truth or undeniable facts and sometimes having a slightly humorous effect. (in reference to the late great johnny cochran’s defense of o.j. where he put the haton his head and the gloves on his hands and said ‘if it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.'”
after group discussion, i had a cochran and then subsequently suggested that it’s in our best interests to have an orgy together. i mean dan is gay-curious, sharon is bi,and my wife and i are free lovers.
a cochran is a cigarillo or black & mild that has been gutted, had a cigarette filter placed in one end, and re-rolled. there are a variety of possible outcomes and types of cochrans depending on what kind of wrapper and tobacco the torcedor uses. el gran torcedor, inventer of the cochran, has been known to mix the tobacco that came with the cigar and tobacco from another type of cigarillo, cigarette tobacco, or pipe tobacco.
“aye, you wanna hit this?” “sure bro…d-mn. this sh-t is h-lla good! what is this?” “that sir, is a cochran you’re smoking.” “a cochran??? it looks like a swisher, but tastes like loveliness…it’s like an -rg-sm in my mouth…i-i-i mean it’s like my mouth had an -rg-sm; not like someone -rg-sm’d in my mouth.”
a germanic last name. old family history shows that this family was a typical, average, and very mediocre lineage which was at the top of the peasant cl-ss but not good enough to reach the middle cl-ss, and definitely not the aristocratic cl-ss. one of cochran heritage is typically a follower rather than a leader, and is often at the bottom of the social ladder.
oh, she won’t be president of student council…she’s a cochran.
another name for p-n-s or d-ck that came from the last name of a vice princ-p-l everyone hated and wasnt sure if “it” was a male or female vice
kale- dude i’m sweating like a cochran
word to describe a huge,fat woman.
check that cochran out, i know you want her.