Cock-blocking Scooby Doo
named after the famous great dane; it is any dog the gets in the way of love making and flirting of all kind purposefully or inadvertently .
guy: man, i think i have blue-b-lls. i was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.
or
guy: man, i think i have blue-b-lls. i was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn’t leave her alone
guy 2: i’m sorry, d-mn c-ck-blocking scooby doos
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