Cock In A Roll
a sneaky s-xual maneouvre in which a man who is eager for a bl-wj-b can use to satify his needs. a “c-ck in a roll” is when a man places his p-n-s inside a six-inch or footlong sandwich roll (depending on p-n-s size), scatters the roll with a variety of salads to make it more convincing, and places the roll, with his c-ck inside of it, on a plate. the plate is to be held down near his crotch for obvious reasons, and every attempt to camoflage the p-n-s into this seemingly innocent sandwich environment is to be made for maximum efficiency. with plate in hand, and c-ck in roll, the man then approaches his targeted consumer and asks if she wants a bite of the roll. as she is unaware of the fact that your p-n-s is placed inside of the roll, she agrees and has a go at the sandwich.
some complementary phrases that can be inlcuded or not are
– “careful hunny, there may be bones”
– “i can add mayonaise if you want”
-note of warning-: if youre target is fat, wears some sort of dental correction device and/or is an aggessive eater, it would be a good idea not to perform this maneouvre, as your c-ck may be completely destroyed or severly harmed.
“man, lately my girlfriend and i have been through a dry patch” – man 1
“have you tried c-ck in a roll? it works a treat, you’ll have your w-lly sucked no problem!” – man 2
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