Cock Polish
i) the saliva of a woman (or gay man)
ii) the saliva of an -ss kissing co-worker
iii) the saliva of any senior hr employee
after a girl spits on rodney while speaking to him
rodney: “watch it b-tch, you’re getting your c-ck polish all over me”
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