Cock Schwab
it is when you take the head of your p-n-s, stick it into the female’s ear and proceed to
move it in a motion that resembles the cleaning of the ear with a cotton swab
she acted like she didn’t hear me. so when she wasn’t paying attention i gave her a c-ck schwab to make sure she doesn’t ignore me again.
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