Cock Shot

inserting a drumstick into the urethra of your p-n-s, getting a b-n-r, and slamming your c-ck against a drumhead to produce a unique and satisfying rimshot, or in this case, a c-ck shot.
why is isaac in the hospital?

he was practicing his c-ck shots and got a splinter.
a drinking game involving taking a shot every time a p-n-s appears on chat roulette.
i was completely wasted from playing c-ck shots last night. there were just so many d-cks on chat roulette.
a rough unit of measurement approximately equal to a standard -j-c-l-t–n; a few tablespoons.
i’ll have a turkey club sandwich with just a c-ckshot of mayonnaise, please.
a baseball term indicating a pitch right down the middle, c-ck-high. usually a fast ball belt (c-ck) high, that is expected to be crushed by the hitter.
baseball coach: how the f-ck did you take that c-ckshot johnson!?
the surname of a dwindling number of very unlucky people.
mr. c-ckshot shot his c-ckshot in mrs. c-ckshot. a little c-ckshot grew in her belly over nine months into a little c-ckshot.
a small-resolution and often blurry photo taken by oneself of their p-n-s. generally made with webcams or camera phones, but older digital cameras work as well if they are pixellated enough. never include the face or any easily distinguishable physical characteristics, and often sport filenames such as ‘myc-ck001.jpg’ or ‘ladiesonly.jpg’.
morticia: i swear, if one more smarmy old pervert sends me a c-ckshot, i’m being ordained as a nun.
a “c-ckshot” occurs in a shooter video game when you – either inadvertently or on purpose – shoot another player or npc in the groin. it’s customary to yell, “c-ckshot!” really loud every now and then when you pull this off. particularly funny when you were originally aiming for a headshot, and your aim was just that far off.
you’re in a fps game and you aim for the opponents head, but your aim sucks so bad you end up sending multiple rounds straight at his d-ck. that’s a c-ckshot.

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