Cock swabbler
1. while in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the c-ck.
2. a brown noser or -ss kisser.
1. last night i had my first c-ck swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.
2. i ran into that c-ck swabbler martin, and he told me he got the promotion, i wasn’t surprised.
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