cock weight
the excuse given by those accused of being overweight, implying their excess weight can be attributed to a large and heavy schl-ng.
“mate you’re a fat sh-t”
“nah dude its all c-ck weight
the weight of ones p-n-s.
fiona: jerry, how much do you weigh?
jerry: 10 stone… hold on are we including c-ck weight?
if so 15.
fiona: jerry, you have a hefty p-n-s.
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