when you hit the “yeet” but you realized that meme has been dead for years and then you fall down the stairs and get a breadstick stuck up your urethral hole.
decklan: how was your day?
bobby: sh*t, i just c*ckadoodled*ckinmy*ss again.
- dudes walk of shame
when a man wakes up in a woman’s home after a drunken, wild, anonymous s*xual encounter and must then walk by a full, stinky, dirty, diaper bin or dirty, stinky, cat litter box in the morning to leave. dude, i got drunk at the bar last night, had a one-night stand and woke up is […]
a person that can eat the booty like groceries and that can f*ck your girl and your mom and teacher and any lady alive d*mn besta watch out for that cedillo
- seal team d*ck
when you secretly m*st*rb*t* next to someone in the same bed as they’re sleeping. at the sleepover, i was hard as a rock and had to build a wall of pillows between me and tyler to bring out seal team d*ck
excuse me while i check if we have ice cream “ugh homework sucks, emwiciwhic” “i do! it’s rocky road! 😊😊😊”