Cockblockasoress


a seemingly attractive women with open sores on the borders of her nether reqion, abruptly halting further s-xual advances.
“i got down to third base with wendy, but she turned out to be a c-ckblockasoress.” said aleron.

“d-mn,” said casey, “i guess she’s off the list”

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