Cockblocked By Association
when you can’t date, or have s-x, with someone because they’re the friend of someone you dated, or had s-x with. most commonly experienced when one wants to date one of an ex’s friends, but they can’t, because they’re the friend of their ex.
“-i wanna date jenny, but she’s my ex’s best friend, so i can’t.
-you my friend, have been c-ckblocked by -ssociation.”
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