cockpit
v. to insert an erect p-n-s into the armpit of another for s-xual pleasure, possibly in the case of more conventional s-xual practices being unavailable.
“i’m not on the pill, you’ll just have to c-ckpit me.”
area in an aircraft that holds pilot and co-pilot crew. driver’s seat in a race car.
slang: v-g-n-
that was one tight c-ckpit.
c-ckpit, aka v-g-n-, the c-ckpit admits the male p-n-s for s-xual intercourse. a pleasure hole.
she had a moist and accommodating c-ckpit.
a party that is full of guys and minimal females.
that jam last night was a c-ckpit.
the place under a manager’s desk where a secretary or other subservient administrative staff member would go and perform favors for raises.
mary reluctantly went into bob’s c-ckpit. when she was done though, she got a 10% raise.
the place between a female’s legs where a c-ck must be banished to forever. put another way, the place all c-cks make a pit stop for a shot of a drink to cool off when it gets hot on the spot.
i feel like my f-cking d-ck must get some rest in a tight c-ckpit.
when one female folds her arm down, as one male proceeds to slide his carefully lubed erection in between said fold, pointing towards the armpit. the male then continues to repeat this process, focusing on rubbing the bell of his p-n-s against the female’s axilla. it is often best for the female to have a well shaven axilla, as it can become extremely abrasive for the male genetalia.
winston: “i say, margaret, what say you to a randy romp of a good ol’ fashioned c-ckpit?”
margaret: “that sounds quit agreeable, n-ble sir, but i must shave my oxter, for it could become quite unagreeable with your tallywhacker.”
winston: “indeed, then it’s agreed! we shall have a c-ckpit after tea!”
margaret: “resplendant!”
twee term for v-g-n-
“down in the c-ckpit
man needs a woman to pull him right out of it”
xtc down in the c-ckpit
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