Cody Fontenot


the coolest s-xiest man alive
i wish i were cody 🙁
one s-xy man beast who will not hesitate to beat the living h-ll out of someone. lives in opelousas, louisiana and has a weiner the size of texas.
wow, have you seen cody fontenot? he’s so hot but i am afraid to talk to him because he might beat the living h-ll out of me!
the awesomest guy alive!
cody, what a cool guy 🙂
a stupid indian who likes taking a destroyer up the -ss
there was this indian named cody who liked taking a destroyer up the -ss

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