coffee beaning
after a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the -rs- cheeks.
later, rub your -rs- crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scr-per, rubbing off the ‘coffee beans’ into and around their mouth. points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
guy 1: whats your coffee beaning p.b.?
girl 1: 7, it took two days for those babies to harden. my dad wasn’t impressed… he was in a meeting at the time.
the female equivalent of teabagging, where a female would rub her v-g-n- over the victim’s face/forehead
“kerry, that coffeebeaning you gave me totally f-cking stank.”
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