coffee can
a m-ffler, usually bought on ebay, is welded to a stock exhuast system. it is usually bought and installed on civics, cavaliers, neons and others that do not have heavy aftermarket supports. because it is installed on a stock exhaust system, it usually sounds like sh-t. kids who live with their moms that work at mcdonalds purchase these coffee cans.
yuki: hey that kid has a nice car but why does it sound like sh-t?
ray: cuz that guy’s gotta coffee can off ebay.
when a guy’s d-ck is so big and thick, it has the circ-mference of a foldger’s coffee can.
tj makes his own hole when he f-cks you with his coffee can.
a coffe can is a big -ss hole…u see this wen girls get f-ked in the -ss by big d-ck…its sumthin thyt jims mom has
i was goin 2 f-k jims mom in the p–per but then i found out that she had a coffee can
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