Coke-Bottle Fisting
c-ke-bottle fisting (cbf) is a s-xual technique usually practiced by experienced h-m-s-xual partners and includes the following steps:
1. purchase 1 gl-ss-bottle c-ke
2. insert c-ke bottle into partners -ss hole bottom first, leaving neck exposed
3. pack flaccid p-n-s into open neck of c-ke bottle
4. have partner s-xually stimulate you in order to achieve an erection.
5. make the erection grow large enough to shatter the gl-ss bottle inside your partners -ss.
i heard that kid from bryn mawr is into cbf.
billy joel: hey, i think we´re ready for c-ke-bottle fisting.
gary: are you sure? i hear that can put you in the hospital.
billy joel: only if you do it right.
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