College Alert
when one comes across people acting in a manner that is the epitome of the college lifestyle, one may alert others of the occurance.
walking through the quad and witnessing people playing frisbee and tanning, george screams “college alert!”.
when a drunk freshman girl stumbles out of a bar and a friendly senior male helps to find her way back home, bobby high fives charlie as they both state “college alert” while nodding their heads in approval.
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