colon wrecker


a p-n-s that has the ability to go so far inside of a female in s-xual intercourse, that it makes the females colon or other internal organs slightly ache, itch, or bleed (maybe bleed if it’s a 2 meter beater)
megan: i hooked up with a guy last night, and he had a colon wrecker.
julie: no way! how do you feel?
megan: it was great, but my colon feels a little achy

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