Fonso Magic


the act of putting in the least amount of effort that yields the maximum appearance of “hard work.”
josh: this warehouse looks like sh-t!

tsa employee: we’ll do some fonso magic!
15 min later….
josh: the warehouse looks perrrfect!

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