comer


someone, esp. a woman, who emits rather loud vocalizations during -rg-sm

also: a woman that is able to give herself, or be enabled to experience, multiple -rg-sms
he brags how his next-door neighbors leave their windows open at night because his latest girlfriend is a comer.

the woman confided in her closest friends how she learned the night before that she was multi–rg-smic, but that day her boyfriend announced to anyone within earshot that she was a comer.

verb,
portuguese,
meaning “to f-ck”, though in normal use meaning “to eat”

vou comer seu cu

i’m going to f-ck you in the -ss
someone on the up and up, expected to succeed.
he was flying up through the ranks, a comer, making rapid progress in the crime hierarchy.
comer1 (kohm-er)
-noun
1. the worst type of female in existance.
2. known for doing the stupid soulja boy dance.
3. a slang term originated in ireland for the tallest human being on earth.
1. man, my woman dumped me, shes such a comer!
2. youuuuuuuuuuuuu suck at the soulja boy dance, comer.
3. my god, its a bird, its a plane, its, a giant woman! shes such a comer!
any place to run down homies
yo dogg lets go run down homies at the comer
a unusally ugly child.
michael comer

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