Community Cock-Block
1. multiple males in the friend zone of the target female ban together to c-ck block any guy from attaining what they could not; this strategic collaboration is implemented by taking up her time with friend zone activities.
ex:
charlie: “bro, invite jenny to go rock climbing with us tomorrow”
miguel: “why?”
charlie: “the guy she told us about is texting her again, f-ck that guy. lets run a community c-ck-block.”
miguel: “put me in coach”
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