a hot piece of news/ information of someone or something that usually start rumors
we shouldn’t be talking comess about your ex
slang; a woman’s v*g*n* guy- “hey i heard you fooled around with billy-jean” guy 2-“yeah, i was pretty drunk though ” guy-“man i’m so jealous, she is fine as f*ck” guy 2-“don’t be, she has a gross, stinky pinjig”
n. a person, generally a small blond girl who waves her hands and prominently explains shes p*ssed off. adj. a flat chested female. n. “man that b*tch is a total aphton!” adj. “you think that girl is hot?” “shes cute but really aphton like”
- poke ho
someone who promises s*xual favors in exchange for you to driving them around town to play pokémon go. my poke ho wife offered to let me f*ck her in the *ss if i first drove her by several poke stops.
- park city peek a boo
when you’re sharing a hotel room and walk around the corner to see not your significant other, fold his d*ck into his pants. holly sh*t… i just saw the park city peek-a-boo.