Comfy Envelope
a term referring to a woman’s v-g-n-. can also be used more specifically to describe a v-g-n- that is a very good fit for the guy using it.
i used my girlfriends comfy envelope last night to post a letter to the navy
my wife’s comfy envelope is just right for my letter opener
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