common sandpiper


a common sandpiper is a male who possess little or no game when it comes to chatting to girls and as a result is always p-ssed over by attractive girls. the common sandpiper dresses badly, never stands out and offers no threat whatsoever.

it is estimated that around 80% of the male population are made up of common sandpipers.
“hey who is that speaking to my work crush?”. “oh don’t worry that’s just mitch, he’s a common sandpiper.”

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