Competition psychosis
an altered state experienced by partic-p-nts and/or fans of a sporting event which render them incapable or rational thought. it can occur before, during, and after the event. face painting and conspiracy theories are all examples of people experiencing compet-tion psychosis.
dude 1: can’t believe how those refs were cheating my boys.
dude 2: they lost by 40.
dude 1: the refs hated us.
dude 2: you got a bad case of compet-tion psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that -ss kicking.
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