Complete Fucking Asshole


someone much more than an incredible jerk. someone much like satan. a very dangerous and intensely f-cking evil person.

signals that someones an -sshole (very dangerous, avoid these people):
#1 someone/some people who laughs at you.
#1.1 someone/some people who still laughs at you after you snapped and went to the childrens/adults hospital over 5 times.
#1.2 someone/some people who still laughs at you while/when you just been physically/verbally abused.
#2 someone/some people who f-ck up your mental health.

ex.#1: lots of people are complete f-cking -ssholes.
ex.#2: a little 13 girl named suzie witherspoon, and a little 15 boy named thomas witherspoon were obviously brother & sister. one day a big, fat, ugly bully/popular b-st-rd guy named earl evans in their school, spread a/some rumor(s) about them all over new brunswick (where they lived)!! everywhere they went most people laughed at them inside their vehicles. 2 years later they were both found dead by suicide under the polluted-with-human-sh-t river.

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