comptonplate
the same as “contemplate” however comptonplate means that the answer is going to be no followed by violence.
(john) hey dave! can i pay you the money that i owe you back on friday?
(dave) hmmm let me comptonplate that for a second…. no you cant! (dave pulls out gun and shoots john) bang!
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