some c*nt who thinks they know everything about computers
john: hey tim!
john: i just got a gt9 ftyt5 dsdq role processor and a gtx 2000
tim: your a computer c*nt
- hot mess syndrome
when you or your pet has so many medical problems there’s no single diagnosis for all of them what did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog? they said she’s got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!! jacked up messed up bad
a woman with a really long neck that gives good head. d*mn! shawty is a honecker with her long *ss neck. she gives the best top i call her giraffe for short.
- ya yeet
can mean aggressively yes or no depending on how it’s connotated. “wanna go to a party? ya yeet! i’m down if you are!” “wanna go watch six hours of glee? ya yeet i’ve got a ton of spanish homework to do.”
the art of v*g*n*l licking i love to flopplem*ff my girlfriend