like a regular hoe, only this hoe thinks they are better than the other hoes & so acts like she’s above them.
that conceited hoe won’t talk to the rest of us because she thinks she’s better…
just because she sucked to d-cks at once last night
- congo kayak
when you are innocently 69-ing a girl in the shower and right before you come, you violently slam her head into the ground, otherwise known as a tombstone, letting the load slide down her body. dude the other day i congo kayak’d this b-tch from work. that’ll show my boss i want a promotion.
- cub rub
when an older man (usually a cub scout leader) intentionally rubs up against a young boy for pleasure. i only volunteered for this position so i could get my cub rub on.
- c*mming on a rock
when your completely out of options and you spill your c-m on a rock. with the intent of covering it, then writing your name in it with your c-ck. your so dumb, you dad should have been c-mm-ng on a rock instead of your moms fat p-ssy
a reference to an upstate ny family who has the p-n-s usually described as the size of an acorn when errect. this deformation is expected to have been caused by a long tradition of in-breeding. omg look at his d-ck it’s so tiny! i know he must be a cutro-kelly.