Conditional Invitation
when someone is invited to a social event on the condition that they don’t come. usually done to make sure someone knows that you don’t want them there, rather then that you simply forgot to invite them.
‘you can come out djanning with us on one condition, you don’t come.’
-textbook example of the conditional invitation
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