Cone Loafer


(invented-by vanessa ruisi) a cone loafer is the hybrid of a dutch wooden shoe and a penny loafer. also means when used in verbal aspects, or sentences..: “ello cone loafer!, good day to you” “cone one loaf” “loaf tastic” “it’s a downright bl–dy cone loafin’ life mate” very authentic in it’s use and purpose when it comes to word structure. also very savvy in the comedy department, at random, or directed and other humans, objects, cones, and loafs. loaf on mother cone loafers!!!! 🙂
“fork you , you insignificant weasel cone loafer” “h-llo cone loafer good day to you!” “loafmfao!!”

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