confuculation
when one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete f-cking disaster. an unexpected life altering situation that is f-cked up.
i heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. i jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. now i am in this state of total confuculation!
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when one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete f-cking disaster. an unexpected life altering situation that is f-cked up.
i heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. i jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. now i am in this state of total confuculation!
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