Conquer
conquering is the art of masturbating in unusual places. to conquer an area one must blow thier load while masturbating there. the area is only conquered if -rg-sm was reached.
person 1: “yesterday i conquered the front office at school”
person 2: “yeah well i conquered your bedroom while you were sleeping the other night”
1.to take control of a country or city and its people by force
2.to defeat sb, especially in a compet-tion,race,etc.
3.to succeed in dealing with or controling sth
4.to become very popular or successful in a place
1.”the normans conquered england in 1066.”
2.”the world champion conquered yet another challenger last night.”
3.”the only way to conquer a fear is face it.”
4.”the band is now setting out to conquer the world.”
1. “to defeat or subdue by force” 😉
2. to get with someone.
3. to partic-p-te in any s-xual acts with somebody.
conquerer: yo, i totally conquered that sh-t last night!!!!
guy: sh-t, son! that b-tch is hooottt!
the act of c-ming on another’s face.
it was crazy, you poon, i totally conquered lucia last night…
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