conversation hijacker


one who jumps into a conversation un-invited, often for attention.
george: “hey, you see the game last night?”
justin:”yea, it was-
kyle:”i love football!”

kyle is a conversation hijacker.
noun – one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. often the hi-jacker’s words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.

verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.
“so i was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with jen when elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. dammit.”
-“bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful.”

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