Cool boner bro
a suitable way to articulate your lack of interest in a male after he forcibly thrusts his erection in the direction of your b-tthole whilst spooning with him; also an appropriate response to a photograph of a b-n-r sent via text or e-mail.
an adaption of the infamous cool story bro
chess: yeah so i was totes spooning with seth last night, and he kept pushing his b-n-r into my -ss. i was like cool b-n-r bro.
anke: dude, i said that when jack told me he was hard.
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