cool story bro
a phrase sarcastically used to indicate one’s disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.
person a: (lengthy tale about how person a tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)
person b: cool story bro
an appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.
“this one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like ‘dude, i hate mustard’ and i was like ‘yeah.'”
“cool story bro.”
4chan saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn’t really care
1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke
2. cool story bro
cool story, bro is the ultimate shut down to f-ggotry, obvious trolling, and tl;dr infecting the internets, to which there is no response
troll: “halo invented the fps video game genre!”
other guy: “cool story bro”
the most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. parents, co-workers, and history cl-sses often provoke its usage.
bobby: so guess what? nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.
kelly: cool story bro.
-fml why does bobby think i give two sh-ts about his life??? please lord have this shift end already! he makes my job real rude-
teacher: agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.
student (shouting): cool story bro!
mom: when i was your age i always had my room spotless.
son: cool story bro.
a phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.
there are many different types of “cool story bro”. there is:
1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f-ck up?
etc.
1) chad: i ate an apple for breakfast
angie: cool story bro.
2) hannah: and then i rinsed my teeth. and then, lo and behold, i saw a black mark. i thought: “hmm, what can it be?” and hark! it was a cavity! so then, i —
josie: cool story bro, you should write a book about it.
3) tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsic-m
beth: cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f-ck up?
this term can be used, within the company of those you are close with, to in fact, congratulate a bro on a good story.
jlt: and that’s how frodo destroyed the ring
everyone else: cool story bro.
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