cornholing
b-tt-f-cking; -n-l intercourse; penetrating the rosebud with one’s pr-ng.
captain p-ssgums and his pervert pirates were always cornholing one another and anything else that moved.
the secret meaning behind the song “ride capatin ride” by the blues image. this song continues to talk about men going up to san francisco to travel on “another sh-r-,” meaning the -n-s. the “captain” is riding a mystery ship which means he is cornholing his fellow gay(sticking it up the b-tt that is).
“dude, this song is about sea travel, i’m telling you.”
“shut up kyle, its totally about a dude cornholing 73 other guys while calling his d-ck a captain.”
to shove an ear of corn up your female partners -sshole. next f-ck her until you are about to c-m. then go in with the corn and -j-c-l-t-. take the corn out, twisting as you do it to get as much sh-t and c-m on it as possible. make her eat it. take the cob and shove it up her v-g-n- until you can’t go any deeper (up to the elbow or shoulder should be enough) then turn it side ways so it does not fall out. finally donkey punch her until she is unconscious. when she awakes she will not be able to remove it on her own and have to get a friend or doctor to remove it heightening the embarr-ssment.
i cornholed her hard, i heard from one of her friends that her mom had to get the corn out and she was p-ssed that this happened. i do cornholing to all my one-night-stands makes sure they know i mean business.
the official activity of jails and prison showers
yo!!!, stop cornholing me. f-ggot
when you pick corn, and put the aformentioned corn in a random mailbox, and imagine the expression on the owner’s face when they open their mailbox.
chris chris, dude, check it out, i cornholed at least 7 mailboxes last night!!! going cornholing is the best.
sick-nasty!!
yeah!
the act of sitting in such a way, on purpose, that your p-n-s slips in between your b-tt cheeks and you have to fart to pop it out. when done by accident, it is just called cornd-gg-ng.
john is such a pervert he was cornholing at his own wedding.
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