corporate

oppressively awful in that numbingly “cubicle in a hermetically-sealed office” kind of way: lacking good quality, morality or ethics, excellence, creativity, spontaneity, kindness, love, integrity, beauty, or intrinsic worth and meaning, i.e. corporate
“yeah, we saw the movie version, and it was, like, totally corporate.”
an up and coming superstar at a company that takes part in all company events and buys into corporate propaganda no matter how ridiculous. often wears a tie to work even though it’s business casual. corporate often becomes their first name. a.k.a — golden boy
where is your team lead at?

corporate went to alabama to run with the big wigs.

really? why?

who knows, that son of a b-tch always has his lips locked on someone at the top’s -ss.
anything devoid of humanity.
whenever i hear the word corporate, i get the image of indoctrinated people working on bog standard computers within an eternal sea of cubicles. each individual works continually with no expression. they simply do the job they are -ssigned to. they have no personal ident-ty, only a corporate ident-ty. every aspect of their being has been conditioned so they are only compatible within a corporate environment. every aspect of their lives is an extensive marketing campaign. they eat at mcdonald’s. they drink at starbucks. they sleep on furniture made by ikea. they are part of an ent-ty which continues to destroy until there is nothing else, all for the sole purpose of generating profit. and somewhere deep inside these people is the underlying truth that somewhere down the line they lost their humanity, and became supporters of the inst-tutions that destroyed it…
anyone thing or person that does not t-talate your interest, something that is mundane, boring or even negative. possibly something that takes too much attention or problem-solving skills to complete.

“that job you got has no zing to it, it’s just plain corporate.”
the spouse, in the sense that she would need to approve a purchase, trip, or activity.
man, i was going to get that 47-inch sony flat screen, but corporate would only sign off on a 32-inch hitachi.

sorry, corporate didn’t approve the vegas weekend. go on without me.
noun. a hipster slang word that describes someone or something to be mainstream or un-exclusive.
hipster 1: hey, do you like iron and whine?

hipster 2: don’t be ridiculous they turned into corporates ever since they had a song on the twilight alb-m.
noun: cocaine. derived from the common fact that when an individual achieves a promotion to the corporate office of a business they celebrate…hard. usually with the “champagne” of drugs.
verb: “going corporate”. the act of ingesting said anesthetic.
kevin: “hey congradualtions on your promotion. and to celebrate i think it’s time we have an official “corporate meeting”. meet me in my office.”
jeff: “vegas was awesome! we partied so hard, roy even went corporate.”