cotton cobra



tampon/menstral pad
girl 1: brittany! come into the water with us!

girl 2: i can’t. i’m currently riding the cotton cobra.

girl 1: ah sh-t. yeah sit your -ss on the bench. we don’t need your shark juice up in here.

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