girl 1: brittany! come into the water with us!
girl 2: i can’t. i’m currently riding the cotton cobra.
girl 1: ah sh-t. yeah sit your -ss on the bench. we don’t need your shark juice up in here.
- couldn't lie straight in bed
this phrase is used to mean that somebody is very dishonest and lies a lot. as if anyone believes what s/he said, the wo(man) couldn’t lie straight in bed!
- covered in sk*nk
when a woman stay up all night drinkin and s-xxin and goes to work the next day without showering. friend: hey stefánia, why you look all nasty this morning? stefánia: was up all night with lesaul and woke up late. i’m covered in sk-nk.
- crack b*n*r
when you smoke crack and you get a m-ssive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack b-n-r “dude, brittaney totally had a crack b-n-r at the funeral”
(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger’s habitat. day […]