couch potato warrior
a person who advocates involvement in military or stratigic policy on a 9 or 10 scale, when in their own life, have never, or will have never been at that level of the identical risk.
rush limbaugh and d-ck cheney clearly define the couch potato warrior, as opposed to say, colin powell.
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