Couch Sassing
the act of entertaing people on a couch. indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
this couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth f-cking, chalking, powerfulb-ss drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
this couch has a job and its not just for supporting your s-ssy -ss.
the primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.
you have a question.
s-ss’ professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.
couch s-ssing
this friday we are s-ssi n’.
oh you want something? take ur t-ts out so we can ensue the s-ssin’ off your chest in three step.
1. consume.
2. clean up lick
3. kiss the plate. w/ tounge.
sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. not sorry for that.
aaaaaand your cabs here!
rickytick tick tick
pow pow pow
bang
bing bang boom!!!!!!
problem solved.
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