Couch Vodka


the distilled essence of couch potato. it takes years of couch potato behavior to achieve couch vodka status.
yeah, my roommates and i were couch potatoes during undergrad. i’m still so lazy that i’ve graduated to couch vodka while working on my ph.d.

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